Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Be Family Oriented (Minute Three)


The female was confused and started to get angry. The Gamer was beginning to get just as confused as to why she was getting mad. "Who the H*** is that!??! That sounds like a woman. Do you already have another girl?"
The Gamer began to laugh hysterically, "Another girl!? HAHAHAHA Silly that's-" The woman from upstairs shouts again, but even louder this time. The female is getting impatient and even angrier because she doesn't know who the woman is supposed to be.
Before the female could yell at the Gamer even more, the basement door suddenly flies open, "HEY! You down here? I know you are downstairs! I mean you spend all your darn time down here instead of hanging out with the friends you're always talking to on your headset thingy."
"Mother, those aren't my friends and yes I am down here. I invited this girl over."
The female is even more confused and starts doing that weird shout-like whisper that they do when they get angry and don't want to attract attention (always fails by the way because every third party knows what she's trying to do). "Why is your mother here?! I thought this was your house?"
The Gamer whispers back in a normal manner, "Well I do live here and I never meant I owned this place when I invited you over. So I don't know why you’re being so crazy."
"Crazy!?" the female bursts out, "Your over thirty f****** years old! Of course I would think you owned this house! In the Starbucks you kept bragging to your friend how much money you had, so I thought it was safe to assume that-" She's cut-off with the Gamer's laughing again. "What's so funny? It makes sense to me!"
The Gamer quickly tries to regain his composure, "When I was talking to my friend I was telling him about how much munny I had in a game. I'm broke as a joke n00b! HAHAHA"
The mother of the Gamer (which I will now and later refer her as Mother Goose) stammers down the steps asking why they're both fighting. Both the Gamer and the female started yelling out their plea and were quickly silenced by Mother Goose, "I DON'T CARE! Honestly I don't. Let's just all take a breather. I've got an idea that will hopefully make everyone feel much better. Come on upstairs with me." The Gamer follows close behind Mother Goose as the female paused at the bottom of the steps wondering what could possibly make this situation better?.....

1 comment:

supervanman64 said...

That was hilarious when you referred to it as "munny". I totally got that one, since I've played Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2.