Gaming.....Contageous?

Because of the harsh conditions that the Gamers were being put under as they they being tested, they became very hostile. The other day when I went to take one out of its cage for the next event in the Gamer Test Lab, it lunged at me and bit my arm. I think I may have caught the gaming disease known as Gamer's Syndrome. Ever since I have been playing the XBOX 360 80% of my waking hours. I have a serious case of this syndrome from the bite because it wasn't any Gamer that bit me. I was bit by an EVG. The syndrome made me compelled to purchase and consume pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets. They were delicious. I only left my couch to perform the basic bodily functions and to go to my classes.
The bite has forced me to quit the Gamer Test Lab because I'm afraid if I try to let out a Gamer and get bit again, the consequences may be permanent. I currently have the most advanced form of Gaming Syndrome known to man. I have bags under my eyes, I haven't shaven, and my eyes are bloodshot from staring at the TV screen. An antidote needs to be developed before this syndrome evolves to the point of being irreversible. I apologize, but I must now quit this entry for the XBOX is looking at me and calling me over. Ever since the bite, anything gaming related has been able to communicate to me or its a form audio distortion from the disease. Either way I must go and will return with an update when the XBOX gets tired and I will sneak over to my computer for the update. God help me.