The worst has happened. On top of the gaming addiction I have acquired from the bite, I now have no way to sooth the impulses. Last night my 360 decided to hit the crack pipe and break down. The graphics went to water color and back to normal. It went in and out the whole game. So i decided to turn it off and turn it back on only to result in a screen that resembled a star gazer.
I checked everything. All the cords were firmly in place and the XBOX wasn't overheating or anything. It was broken! I turned into the Hulk and just started yelling at everything. The addiction had reached its breaking point. One of my neighbors called the police on me and had me apprehended. I was then taken to court a week later and sent to The Gamer Rehabilitation Clinic. At this point I have reached the conclusion that my life will never be the same again...
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