The Gamer Test Lab Pt.2 (The Swimming Pool)

As everyone should know, swimming is the world's most rigorous sport in terms of training and cardiovascular stamina. This is the reason why it was my next test for the Gamers. So I rented an Olympic size swimming pool and put them to the test. Each of the three regular Gamers were given goggles and Speedos. The EVG was too fat for a Speedo, so we wrapped him in a parachute since there was no swimwear that existed in the EVG's size. The first three Gamers jumped into the swimming pool and were asked to swim 5 laps around the pool. After 2 laps the three Gamers began to sink to the bottom of the swimming pool because they were too tired to continue swimming and stay afloat. My divers rescued them and the next round was solely on the EVG.
The divers rolled the EVG into the pool and the EVG went under the water and then instantly floated back to the surface with incredible force. I was amazed by what happened but then realized it was a fluke. In science class I learned that fatty tissue is less dense than water and because the EVG was abundant in this fatty tissue, he was a literal human raft. The EVG propelled himself around the pool with his hands flapping in the water, and at half the speed of smell completed the task in two hours. The crane was called in and the Gamers were all dried off for their next test at hand....