The Gamer Test Lab Pt.1 (The Treadmill)

To continue the on going process of my research of the Gamer, I've decided to open my Test Lab. In this lab, I plan to take various test subjects, all Gamers, and put them to the test in terms of their physical limit. Most of the tests will be based on Track and Field events. My goal of these tests is to simply help the general public understand the Gamer in every aspect possible.
The first physical test of my research took place on the treadmill. I took two ordinary Gamers and one Elite Gamer to be the test subjects. When performing this test, as the first two Gamers stepped onto the treadmill, they were already beginning to breathe heavily. I put sensors and a breathing mask on both Gamers. When I started the treadmill and set it to a slow jog, their heart rates dramatically increased and the heavy breathing broke the breathing mask machine. Each of the two only jogged for about a minute before they demanded to stop the test. Surely they could not be THIS out of shape. So, I decided to give the Gamers a bit of motivation. I started the machine again and took a fishing-pole with a Hot Pocket attached to it, and the two subjects continued to run towards the Hot Pocket for almost an hour. Based on these results, the Gamer seems to only need the right kind of motivation.
The Elite Gamer, however, when he was asked to take the test he tried, but couldn't get out of his gaming chair. That turned out to be a problem so I rented a small crane and lifted the EVG with his chair onto the treadmill. I hooked up the sensors again and started the treadmill. No heart rate, breathing, or even motion changed. His fat was stuck against the arm rails of the treadmill and the chair he was on had wheels. So since the rails were holding him into place, the EVG was able to "run" for hours on end at the request of merely a television. The EVG is a true dominant symbol of the gaming world….
PLEASE! IF YOU'D LIKE ME TEST THE GAMER ON ANY OTHER PHYSICAL TESTS SUCH AS THESE, JUST COMMENT A SHORT IDEA AND I WILL DELIVER YOUR INQUERY! THANKS!!!