Wednesday, September 10, 2008

No Shirt, No shoes, NO VIDEOGAMES?!


Next I would like to discuss the topic of the gamer's clothes. Gamer clothes are, of course, just like everyone else's clothes. We don't need to discuss pants and shoes because they are totally at the discretion of the gamer, it's the shirt that makes the difference. Normal people wear shirts that are colorful, possibly name brand, and other things of that sort. That is not fact, it's just a very broad genralization. Gamers, on the other hand, usually wear dark colors, in order to blend into their dark, basement environment. And if a gamer were to wear brighter colors, it would not just be bright, it'd have to have more than that. You'd need a shirt with some kind of smart, sarcastic comment, a slam on some media, a quote from a movie, a funny joke, and a whole other medley of different things. The only thing that must be true is that there is some sort of print on your bright-colored shirt. That means, that if is a black shirt, you don't necessarily need print, but it never hurts. Besides, brighter shirts (that don't have text or photos) are for the strange gamers that actually go outside and do stuff, so if you don't want your gamer friends to shun you forever, please were shirts that are either dark or have something on them.

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