Out of the many aspects that are missing from the Gamer's life (aside deodorant and his own housing), a mate is the most desired. The female population as a whole is foreign to the Gamer's World and its culture, so in this series I will try my best to explain the female's first experience into this world. This female has not been harmed in any physical way, but the psychological trauma that she endured was simply heroic. The explanation of this encounter will be provided by my careful observation (un-biased, I promise). Each episode in this upcoming series of ten will consist of one minute experiences to best translate the reactions, thoughts, and emotions that the female is feeling as she walks into the Gamer's sanctum.
Each one of these "minutes" (episodes) will have a reason as to why the Gamer has such trouble finding its significant other and how the Gamer is failing at its mating techniques. Under my careful observation, the techniques used by the Gamer appear to be clever to the Gamer itself but are actually found to be very un-entertaining to the counterpart. The Gamer's continuous struggle for a mate is quite a spectacle to watch whenever it’s attempting its mating ritual to impress the female. As I was observing the Gamer perform these rituals, I took notes of the Gamer's struggle in my notebook. The notes are choppy and barely legible, so please don't contact me for the original copy (HINT: You will be ignored). The alternative method to obtaining these original copies will be for me to post them periodically once I have comprehended what I have noted. This new set of entries will be a direct translation of these notes. I hope these observations will help further the study of the Gamer and enhance the public's understanding of this highly misunderstood creature. By doing this to more than merely scratch the surface, the Gamer will no longer be an unknown beast in the wild and will hopefully be transformed into either commercial entertainment or simply a house pet. It will finally have a useful contribution to society by changing it from the waste of space that it is into a productive stage monkey. This will end with the direct result of a Humanitarian Award,.... hopefully with my name on it.
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I have to say, Jethro, that i am really looking forward to the next entries in this series. I want to know your take on why you think gamers aren't usually in the most serious or committed relationships. Is it because they are too devoted to games to notice girls? Is it because years of playing video games has detatched them from the memories of what it is like to enteract with actual humans? Or is it because spending so much time behink the controller creates a large conversational gap between said gamer and (most) girls? Whatever reason you come up with (sarcastic or not) I am excited to see what you have come up with!
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