Gamer's Life

Gamers live in their own little world, and when I say that, it can mean it all too literally for some people. Gamers are a secluded section of humanity, quietly tucked away in their homes for no one to see, only speaking to their mothers, and their gaming geek friends. I proudly am not like that (somewhat), since I do talk to people. I do usually hang out with the geeks and gamers, and I prefer to stay inside as much as possible, but I am not confined or limited to living in my room. Gamers usually live in the basements of their mother's home, since that is the room in the house that receives the minimal amount of sunlight at all the hours of the day. Not only do gamers live in seclusion, but they have very little time for anything else other than gaming. You know, things like showering (gross!), and making food, so to compensate, gamers use a LOT of deodorant, and eat things easy to cook, like Hotpockets. Yes, that's right, gamers only eat Hotpockets, 24/7, so that they have enough time to play videogames and pwn some 7-year old online, and start cussin' him out like: "$#%&ing yeah *****, I just totally pwnd you!"