Friday, September 26, 2008

Be a Good Cook (Minute Four)

The Mother Goose leads the Gamer and his mate upstairs as I scrambled to find another vantage point. They ended up in the kitchen and I was hanging on the ledge next to the window by the sink. The female and Gamer each took a seat at the table. The Gamer, still in his Storm Trooper suit, was bouncing his legs by quickly recoiling his foot up and down in excitement. The female at this point is so reserved by what's about to happen that she does not show any emotion to Mother Goose's surprise. The female continues to wait impatiently as she taps her fingers on the table repeatedly, "So what exactly is so great that your mom's about to do?"

"OMG you can't know, it's so much better if wait. I'll just say it's my favorite food ever. It's the dinner version!!" She was even more confused than before. She looked like she was wondering what kind of food has different meal versions (with me being an expert, I can interpret these kinds of facial expressions ;] ). Then all of a sudden I hear through the window four loud, high-pitched beeps. The kind that resembled my microwave at home. This caught even my attention now."They're ready!" Mother goose exclaimed. She quickly walked over to the table with a plate covered in paper towels.

"PEPPERONI PIZZA HOT POCKETS!!! SCORE MOM! THANKS!" shouted the Gamer full of smiles and warm fuzzies. The female looked as if a part of her had died inside as her jaw dropped and her eyes turned blank. She was stunned in complete disappointment. "HAHA I know you can't believe how awesome of an idea this was huh? Thanks again mom!"

Unfortunately, the female passed out from the shock again. I have no explaination....it's just food. Mother Goose sighed and told the Gamer to take her upstairs to her bed so she can rest. He picked her up off of the chair and ventured to the second floor. I scrambled again to find another vantage point. I couldn't find any spots. There were no ladders or fire-escapes or anything. I had a problem of my own to solve......

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