Friday, November 14, 2008

The Gamer Test Lab: Test Subject Callout


I still have plenty of rigorous tests to conduct on my Gamer specimens, however, because these tests tend to aggravate the subjects, most of them have either quit or suffered heart attack. So I am now simply asking for donations. Please if you or a friend know anybody who is a fat Gamer, contact me via comments and we will set up a Gamer transaction. Pay will be offered but volunteers are preferred.
The physical study of today's Gamers are essential in the pursuit of knowledge like the pursuit of understanding animals. To understand Gamers is to discover the Holy Grail. These Gamers on the whole are simple yet complex, so help out the cause. With your donation, you can send you Gamer friend to the "camp" experience of a lifetime. My professionally trained staff will work the Gamer to its extreme limits. So if you care for them, donate one to me. Its for their own benefit. I promise. =D

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