Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Gamer Test Lab Pt.3 (Boxing)


The next test the Gamers are going to be put under involves one of the most physical sports known to man, and this sport is referred to as boxing. Boxing is a sport where two people of the same gender step into a square area with ropes and turnbuckles called the ring. The ring is where all of the action happens in a boxing match, and is kept under control by the referee. The rules and regulations of boxing are linked here.
I hired a professional heavyweight boxer to be my controlled factor for this test. The objective of this test is to set each of the Gamers one-by-one against the professional boxer. Just like the other tests have been performed, the standard Gamers would go first shortly followed by the EVG. They each were suited with the standard issued shorts, gloves, and protective sparring helmets. The test would go as follows with a full regulation boxing match lasting ten rounds of three minutes apiece.
The first Gamer was up. The bell was rung and the match was under way. The professional boxer was side-stepping all around the ring literally running circles around the Gamer. The Gamer just couldn't keep up and before I knew it, the boxer started landing blow after blow on the Gamer as it huddled its arms around its head to protect its face. Before the round was over, the Gamer was knocked out. The same basic scenario occured for the other two normal Gamers. They stepped in and got knocked out. Now the EVG's turn was up.
The EVG was helped onto the ring by a small group of the strongest men alive and was laid up against the turnbuckle, the corner of the ring, standing. The bell was rung and the fight was again under way. The boxer did his usual side-stepping followed by lightning fast, hard-hitting blows. After a few seconds, the EVG appeared to not be affected by any of the hits being landed on him. The EVG was only Gamer to survive the first round. Round two started now and the boxer was furious that the EVG wouldn't go down. He laid punch after punch, blow after earth shattering blow, and nothing continued to happen. The EVG fat-cocoon served as a protective barrier that closely resembled quicksand. Round after round this continued on, and by the 8th round the boxer was tired to point of his limits. He was sweating and breathing deep until suddenly the boxer just fell to the ground from exhaustion and counted as the loser by a technical knockout. The EVG was victorious yet again.....

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