Share Your Common Interests (Minute Five)

By this time I'm more than sure that the Gamer has taken the female upstairs to his mom's bed by now. The problem is I can't find a way to see them, and with the Gamer being an unusual creature that it already is, I'm not truly certain about their whereabouts. I went to my truck to go and get a ladder to climb so I could continue studying this odd animal. I propped it up next to Mother Goose's window and climbed to the top.

When I got to the window, I saw the most shocking thing that I've seen a Gamer do to someone! This guy was the real deal in terms of the EVG. What I'm getting at is that this guy is such a hardcore Gamer that he is dressing up this female as a character from a video game! I just about fell off of the ladder because I was so surprised.I am more than certain that when this potential mate of his wakes up, it's not going to be pretty for the gamer. And as soon as I wrote that note down, as he is trying to put a helmet on the female, she wakes up, kicks off the helmet, and screams the most horrible tone I could ever imagine. I kind that sent a whiplash of chills down my spine.

"WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" shouted the female.

The Gamer's eyes at this point were as wide as if he was playing his favorite video games."Well, you w-were knocked out and it's cold up here... an-and this costume is warmer than anything else in the house." stuttered the Gamer.

"But then WHY did you put a frigging helmet on me?!"

"The floor's hard and you fell off the couch a couple times the last time you passed out." defended the Gamer. This comment appeared to make the female very guilty because she was mean about everything. She looked as if she realized how nice the Gamer was trying to be to her.

This didn't fool me at all. The Gamer is commonly known for its creativeness in trash talk, so he'll often apply these skills to bail him out of trouble in tough situations. The female took off the costume and apologized to the Gamer, but as soon she finished he asked her to play a video game with him. She never had a chance.....