Tuesday, September 9, 2008

They All Come Standardly Featured


Other than the deep red ring located on one of the Gamer's ears from a headset, you can often tell if someone is a Gamer by the equipment they own. Multiple headsets is the most common tell tale sign to point out a Gamer. Along with these headsets, other instruments for gaming advantage can be found such as retro-looking keyboards and specialized mice that have directional pads with miniature keyboards. Don't be fooled by the modern appearance that's trying to pose as an innovative way to navigate your computer...it's just for the game. These gadgets allow the hardcore Gamer to make advanced combination maneuvers with the slightest of ease forcing his enemy to quake in his respective gaming chair. With such tools at the EVG's disposal, it's no wonder that the common "n00b" gets its own tail handed to him on a constant basis. However, this sort of success bares consequence.
The potentail chain reaction of newcomers getting discouraged by the EVG will put an immediate halt in the growth of commercial and recreational gaming. Massive corperations will see the advantage to these tools and have revolutionary meeting that will end up gaining them monopolies. This will have a drastic impact on the technical economy causing the common people and stock traders to fall to their knees and beg for financial mercy. It will result in poverty and mass rioting that quickly unite into defeating the source of the problem by going to all the basements in all the cities to flush out all of the EVG's to jumpstart the economy once again by creating a fair, competitive environment. ...That's worse case scenario of course, but realistically these EVG's need to be stripped of their equipment to avoid such a dramatic downfall.
For now, their gaming equipment can be overlooked for a select peroid of time because in reality, how threating can someone sitting in chair yelling at a screen attached to fourteen keyboards be? Anyway, try to keep in mind that to the EVG, all the headsets, chairs, keyboards, mice, and monitors come standardly featured.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i can understand when you talk about the downfall of gaming interest based on the discouragement by advanced players. that's why i stopped playing :P