Appearance is Key (Minute One)

By some grace of a higher power, the Gamer has seemed find himself a potential female mate at a local Starbucks and convinced her to visit his home. Don't be fooled by the whereabouts of the Gamer being in a Starbucks. He was there for the WiFi.

A couple days later, the female arrives at the Gamer's house. The house is nice, fairly large, and appears to be well up kept. She approaches the house casually and walks up the front steps. The female rings on his doorbell waiting for the Gamer to show up to the door and let her inside. She rings it again then follows it with repeated heavy knocks. The Gamer inside shouted, "Just a minute! I'm almost ready!". She presses her ear to the door and can hear him yelling at someone and him stomping furiously at the ground. The female backs away slowly for she feels she could possibly be in danger. She turns around to go back down the steps and is shocked by the abrupt opening of the front door with an obnoxious "HELLO!". The female is temporarily frozen.

"Hey, I'm sorry it took so long. The battle in there was EPIC! Come on in."

This statement catches the curiosity of the female, so she turns back around, looks up at the door and is shocked yet again. Her date is wearing a white suit made of armor. I could tell while looking at her face that her confusion and distress had drastically worsened. The female had broken into a sweat from the shock and fainted onto the Gamer's front lawn. As I watched her dramatically fall to the ground, in the corner of my eye the Gamer rushed to see if she was okay...sorry but that's the first minute.